Ricers VS. Hotrodders
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HOTRODDERS: keeping a low profile and letting the et's tell the story RICERS: Hoping the outrageous body kit will distract anyone from discussing et's HOTRODDERS: Sideways into third gear RICERS: Sideways to avoid high-centering on a speed bump HOTRODDERS: Tall spindle conversion for better camber gain and tire wear RICERS: Lowering 3 inches and ruining tires with 4-degrees of negative camber HOTRODDERS: 600 HP on 92-octane pump gas RICERS: 300 HP on $3-a-gallon 100-octane race gas HOTRODDERS: Swapping stock 14 inch wheels for 17s to clear trick brakes and suspension RICERS: Swapping stock 14 inch wheels for 20's despite stock brakes and suspension HOTRODDERS: Boost gauge on a blown car, nitrous gauge on a squeezed car RICERS: Both gauges on a normally aspirated car HOTRODDERS: 500 lb-ft of torque at 3500 rpm RICERS: 50 lb-ft of torque at 35,000 rpm HOTRODDERS: Headers and 3-inch exhaust RICERS: Stock pea-shooter exhaust pipe with 5-inch tip HOTRODDERS: 600 HP makes for an earth-shaking street car RICERS: 600 watts per channel makes for an ear-shattering street car HOTRODDERS: Buying an aftermarket shifter for shorter throws RICERS: Buying an aftermarket shifter for the lighted knob HOTRODDERS: Composite parts for light weight and aerodynamics RICERS: Composite-veneer dash trim and gauges HOTRODDERS: Upgrading to a 9-inch cuz you keep breaking stock rears RICERS: Realizing that your built motor will keep breaking half-shafts forever HOTRODDERS: Functional air ducts to cool the big-block RICERS: Six different cosmetic air dams in random locations HOTRODDERS: Polishing tail-light lenses to bring out the red color RICERS: Installing clear tail-lights to bait cops HOTRODDERS: Cruising and burnout contests at car shows RICERS: Disco-dancing and stereo competitions at car shows HOTRODDERS: Old-Tech pushrod chevy LS6 pushing 405 HP RICERS: State-of-the-art, dual overhead cam Honda VTEC pushing 180 HP HOTRODDERS: Race-class lettering on the rear window RICERS: Japanese "Honda" lettering on the rear window of a Nissan HOTRODDERS: Tach mounted on the dash in the drivers line of sight RICERS: Bobbing-head doll mounted on the dash in the drivers line of sight HOTRODDERS: Nitrous oxide RICERS: "Noss" HOTRODDERS: Installing a 12-point cage after breaking into the 11's RICERS: Installing a 12-point cage for more places to mount gauges HOTRODDERS: Feeling the car shake form a lumpy cam RICERS: Feeling the car shake from booming bass HOTRODDERS: Doing a short burnout to warm the tires before a pass RICERS: Weaving from side to side cuz nascar racers do it HOTRODDERS: Comfy stock buckets on a 9-second street car RICERS: back-breaking fiberglass racing buckets on a 17-second street car HOTRODDERS: Spending $2000 to get a new Z28 into the 11's RICERS: Spending $12,000 to get a Civic into the 12's HOTRODDERS: Showing off a 500 HP dyno sheet RICERS: Boasting that thier 150 HP mill makes more HP/liter HOTRODDERS: Installing subframe connectors to stiffen the chassis RICERS: Connecting the subframes with neon lights HOTRODDERS: Throttle steer RICERS: Torque steer HOTRODDERS: Leaving on the third amber light at the strip RICERS: Blowing through red lights on the street HOTRODDERS: Turning a $2000 "fixer upper" into a 10 second car RICERS: Spending $20k on a car then another $20k on mods only to turn it into a 10 second car :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
EXELLENT POST! And so true...back to the tech pages cause this Bonnies gonna fly
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Very funny stuff :-)
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I like them all but the stereo ones. Loud stereos are cool.
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Originally Posted by ga93sle
I like them all but the stereo ones.
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I wonder if ricers have a forum like BC?
Because I want to send them this article :twisted: Those stupid ricers :lol: AMERICAN MUSCLE ALL THE WAY :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: -toddster |
I wonder if ricers have a forum like BC? |
I was kinda kidding about doing that :lol:
If I where to do that I would post as someone else non related to BC. -toddster |
there is a ricer in my neighborhood, and in the summer he leave shis windows open, and one day i went over there and poured 20 pounds of rice in his severely riced out integra
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That was cool, good job 8) :!:
-toddster |
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