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Old 05-04-2004, 10:36 AM   #1
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A wife came home just in time to find her husband
in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength borne of fury, she
dragged him down the stairs,
out the back door, and into the tool shed in the
back yard and put his "manhood" in a vice.
She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed,
Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye,
put the saw in her husband'* hand and said, ......
"Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire.
You do whatever you have to".
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*slowly backs out of room* :P
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Yikes, geuss he should start thinking about baseball real fast....
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Yikes, geuss he should start thinking about baseball real fast....
how fast can a hacksaw cut through a metal vice???
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Well, if he weren't cheating on his wife, I bet his arm would be stronger...
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Well, if he weren't cheating on his wife, I bet his arm would be stronger...
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Rip off of MADMAX, ankle-vs-handcuffs.
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