Revenge on a cheater
 

A wife came home just in time to find her husband
in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength borne of fury, she
dragged him down the stairs,
out the back door, and into the tool shed in the
back yard and put his "manhood" in a vice.
She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed,
Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye,
put the saw in her husband's hand and said, ......
"Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire.
You do whatever you have to".

:bluetwitch:

*slowly backs out of room* :P

:bluetwitch:

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Yikes, geuss he should start thinking about baseball real fast.... :roll:

how fast can a hacksaw cut through a metal vice???

Well, if he weren't cheating on his wife, I bet his arm would be stronger...

:explode: :lol:

Rip off of MADMAX, ankle-vs-handcuffs.