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Remember Christmas For Entry

Old Dec 23, 2003 | 03:27 AM
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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at
the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present
something "Christmassy" to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell
they go.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed
in.

The second man presents a candy cane, so he too is allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent
Christmas?"

"They're Carol'*."
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Old Dec 23, 2003 | 04:16 AM
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LMFAO!!!! This one'* a keeper

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