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Old 08-26-2005, 08:58 PM   #1
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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a
ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde! We
ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
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I love that one!!!! Of course we know how to do it right, right ladies
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she must have a marry poppins purse, pulling wrenches and tape measures out of it.
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she must have a marry poppins purse, pulling wrenches and tape measures out of it.
yeah, that was friggin awesome!

prolly does too.
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