Redneck Valentine Poem - GM Forum - Buick, Cadillac, Chev, Olds, GMC & Pontiac chat


Lounge For casual talk about things unrelated to General Motors. In other words, off-topic stuff. And anything else that does not fit Section Description.

Reply
 
 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 02-11-2006, 11:03 PM   #1
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Purgatory
Posts: 6,313
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
PontiacDad is on a distinguished road
Default Redneck Valentine Poem

Redneck Valentine Poem


Collards is green,
my dog'* name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue'*
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life'* troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it'* perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you'* like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine'* Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it'* romantic that way.

Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That'* impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...
IT'* A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR
PontiacDad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2006, 12:05 AM   #2
Senior Member
Posts like a Camaro
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: n.h.
Posts: 1,066
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
handdrumman is on a distinguished road
Default

Sounds like some of the guys up here in N.H.!!!!
handdrumman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2006, 12:18 AM   #3
Senior Member
Certified Car Nut
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Robbinsdale, MN
Posts: 15,408
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
MOS95B is on a distinguished road
Default

Copy

Paste

Card done


Thanks Dad!!!!
MOS95B is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2006, 01:20 AM   #4
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right in front of you
Posts: 7,965
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSE14U24ME is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by MOS95B
Copy

Paste

Card done


Thanks Dad!!!!
Yeah, I can just see how your wife will handle this one! I see the end result as you in the backyard in a sleeping bag (if she'* feeling generous). :P
SSE14U24ME is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2006, 03:15 AM   #5
Senior Member
Certified Car Nut
 
dbeast420's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: My reclining computer chair
Posts: 11,269
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
dbeast420 is on a distinguished road
Default

That was the poem PDad wrote for PMom on their first valentines day after they were married
dbeast420 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2006, 08:53 AM   #6
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Purgatory
Posts: 6,313
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
PontiacDad is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life'* troubles
and fix what you can.
Thats Pmom
PontiacDad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2006, 02:34 PM   #7
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The South
Posts: 3,281
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Lowrider0308 is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by PontiacDad
Quote:
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life'* troubles
and fix what you can.
Thats Pmom
awww...i think i am gonna be sick lol . i guess this just is a bad time for this day to come along
Lowrider0308 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2006, 03:05 PM   #8
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right in front of you
Posts: 7,965
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSE14U24ME is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by dbeast420
That was the poem PDad wrote for PMom on their first valentines day after they were married

good thing it was AFTER otherwise she may have reconsidered! LOL
SSE14U24ME is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2006, 06:05 PM   #9
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Purgatory
Posts: 0
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
PontiacMom is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Quote:
Originally Posted by dbeast420
That was the poem PDad wrote for PMom on their first valentines day after they were married

good thing it was AFTER otherwise she may have reconsidered! LOL

Nah, he is pretty great.....even though he did forget my birthday
PontiacMom is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-12-2006, 10:11 PM   #10
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Purgatory
Posts: 6,313
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
PontiacDad is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by PontiacMom
Nah, he is pretty great.....even though he did forget my birthday
so a wife asked her husband for a watch for her birthday. he replies: why do you need a watch theirs a clock on the stove.....dont hurt me
PontiacDad is offline   Reply With Quote
 
 
Reply

Related Topics
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Redneck Love Poem GXP Venom Lounge 3 03-07-2010 12:08 AM
a winter poem - PG13 for Language lash Lounge 4 02-07-2007 10:09 AM
Club Poem; Let Me Know What You Think Cheetah Lounge 21 06-02-2006 08:47 AM
help me pick a poem harofreak00 Lounge 24 11-09-2004 04:05 PM
Redneck Love Poem............... dbeast420 Lounge 4 09-17-2004 11:10 PM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:42 AM.


We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.