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Old 09-16-2004, 12:12 AM   #1
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Read this in our local paper and I thought it was funny............

Susie Lee done fell in love
She planned to marry Joe
She was so happy about it all
She told her pappy so

Pappy told her,Susie Gal
You'll have to find another
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know
But Joe is yo' half-brother

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will
But after telling Pappy this
He said there'* trouble still

But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half-brother
But Momma knew and said,
My child,Jest do what makes you happy
Marry Will or marry Joe..............


YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY!!!!!!!

HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ROTMFFLMMFAO
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Now that their in love they need:

Redneck Birth Control


After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that

was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide).


So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules)

and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have

any more children.


The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a

vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed

him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in

Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up

to his ear and count to 10.


The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest

man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can

next to my ear is going to help me." So, the couple drove to

Georgia to get a second opinion.


The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the

procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from

Alabama.


This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry

bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and

count to 10.


Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the

man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He

held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4,

5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his

legs and resumed counting on his other hand....
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OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Must be a southern thang!
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