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Old 04-06-2006, 12:59 PM   #1
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time, " said the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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Old 04-06-2006, 01:53 PM   #2
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Damn...LOL
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That was funny! LOL
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Wow that was funny...

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I know, I HATE when that happens... LOL!
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I know, I HATE when that happens... LOL!
HAHAHAHA

I didn't know this was about YOU Lash! LOL
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Little boy is on a Southwest Airlines flight with his mom

Little boy is puzzled and askes his mom "If dogs have baby dogs, and cats have baby cats, how come there arn't any baby airplanes?"

His mom, not wanting to get into the sex thing, tells him to ask the stewardess

The little boy finds the stewardess and asks her "If dogs have baby dogs, and cats have baby cats, how come there arn't any baby airplanes?"

Stewardess bends down and asks the little boy "Did your mom send you over here to ask me that?" "sure did" the little boy replied

"Well", said the Stewardess, "the reason we don't have any baby airplanes is that we're Southwest Airlines and we always pull out on time, now go ask your mother to explain that to you"
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LMAO!

Another good one! This one'* not as good, but along the same lines.

Little Johnny: Daddy, how was I born?

Dad: Son, I guess one day you will find out anyway.

Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL. I set up a date with her via e-mail, and we met at a cyber-cafe. There we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a
firewall, and it was too late to hit the delete button. Nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared and said, "You've got male!"
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Little boy is on a Southwest Airlines flight with his mom

Little boy is puzzled and askes his mom "If dogs have baby dogs, and cats have baby cats, how come there arn't any baby airplanes?"

His mom, not wanting to get into the sex thing, tells him to ask the stewardess

The little boy finds the stewardess and asks her "If dogs have baby dogs, and cats have baby cats, how come there arn't any baby airplanes?"

Stewardess bends down and asks the little boy "Did your mom send you over here to ask me that?" "sure did" the little boy replied

"Well", said the Stewardess, "the reason we don't have any baby airplanes is that we're Southwest Airlines and we always pull out on time, now go ask your mother to explain that to you"
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Nice hahahaha
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