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Old 04-07-2006, 10:38 AM   #1
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A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a single woman can go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is arranged with five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend. There is, however, a catch. You're only allowed in once. Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door says Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman reads the sign. Well, that'* better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what'* further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign says Floor 2: These men have high-paying jobs, loves kids and are extremely good-looking. Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what'* further up?"

The third floor sign reads Floor 3: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking and help with the housework.

Wow, says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there'* more further up!" And so again, she goes up. On the fourth floor the sign reads Floor 4: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me." (That'* how women talk in Georgia) "But just think... what must be awaiting me further up?"

So up to the fifth floor she goes. The sign on that door says Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.



Thank you for shopping.



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Old 04-07-2006, 11:15 AM   #2
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Wait, you mean there'* a mall? That'd probably be bad for me...when I'm shopping for anything in a mall, I generally settle for the first thing I see that I like...

My guy must have been from floor 2
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Wait, you mean there'* a mall? That'd probably be bad for me...when I'm shopping for anything in a mall, I generally settle for the first thing I see that I like...

My guy must have been from floor 2
I'm sure he'll be delighted to hear that...lol.
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Ha, he knows. There should be a level with guys who work on cars, though. He does that instead of housework....except for this morning when he ate an entire box of Peeps and was still up when I got up at 5:20 AM. He cleaned house (even the cat'* litterbox! ) in his hyperness.

w00t for not having to clean the house this weekend!
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Ha, he knows. There should be a level with guys who work on cars, though. He does that instead of housework....except for this morning when he ate an entire box of Peeps and was still up when I got up at 5:20 AM. He cleaned house (even the cat'* litterbox! ) in his hyperness.

w00t for not having to clean the house this weekend!
I can see the future...... more boxes of Peeps mysteriously showing up when the housework needs doing... :P
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Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

(Mountain Dew and Pixie Sticks work equally well, especially when combined.)
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