You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned
on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered
their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out
into the yard scoots back into the house. They didn't want the cat shut in the
house because she always tries to eat the bird.


The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in
the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty
for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon

"He'* just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long, "he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.
Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried
to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket
to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...

OK. Now THAT was funny!!

Will have to send that to a few friends.

That'* where I got it...

Thanks for the morning laugh......HAHAHAHAHA!

Ahh, that was cool.