Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart for my dogs Harley and Rufus.
I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that
no, I didn't have a dog - that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in Intensive care with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in Both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the Dog food had poisoned me? I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my a$$ and a car hit me.

Classic!!!!!

I suppose getting hit by a car while licking your a$$ is more forgivable than falling off the couch and breaking your neck caused you tried to lick your nuts.

im not that flexible... thats why i have a girlfriend hahahaha

shed be all if she heard me tho hehe

good one tho

LOLOL!!!!! "Theres your sign."