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Old 08-08-2006, 09:10 AM   #1
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A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
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LMFAO!

good one, i like it!
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LMFAO!

good one, i like it!
So did I...

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:43 am Post subject: Dangerous Diet...
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wow, a 2 week repost... lash deserves a lashing for that one
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It may have been a repost but,still darn funny
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wow, a 2 week repost... lash deserves a lashing for that one
Ah well...I make no apologies.
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I will use that one, one of these days before I die, I just have to sucker the right dumb bimbo into it. I've made it a goal.

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