Proposed Lounge Restrictions for MOS95B
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Proposed Lounge Restrictions for MOS95B
I hereby propose that John be locked out of his room after starting a maximum of 5 new Lounge threads per day. There is simply not enough time in the day or laughter in my diaphragm to devote to his current posting rate. I find that critical tasks in my life are being left undone due to the inordinate amount of time I devote to reading posts by MOS95B. Much of my classwork is being neglected, my wife is forced to go grocery shopping on her own, and I was unable to spare the ten seconds necessary to put on underwear or deodorant this morning. This proliferation of humorous internet content must be abated.
Furthermore, much of the quality content in John'* links is being wasted, because even with a large part of my day devoted to MOS95B'* topics I still cannot find time to read them all. In order to fully appreciate every juicy morsel in his threads I would have to withdraw from the university, divorce my wife, and buy some of those eye-opener clips (a la Clockwork Orange) so as not to waste time blinking. As attractive as this scenario appears, the subsequent cost of eye drops would be astronomical. Hence, I must humbly suggest the imposition of governance upon MOS95B'* Lounge activities.
Perhaps after reaching his 5 thread per day maximum John could be placed in General Chat, where the conversation need only relate to a Bonneville in some small way
Furthermore, much of the quality content in John'* links is being wasted, because even with a large part of my day devoted to MOS95B'* topics I still cannot find time to read them all. In order to fully appreciate every juicy morsel in his threads I would have to withdraw from the university, divorce my wife, and buy some of those eye-opener clips (a la Clockwork Orange) so as not to waste time blinking. As attractive as this scenario appears, the subsequent cost of eye drops would be astronomical. Hence, I must humbly suggest the imposition of governance upon MOS95B'* Lounge activities.
Perhaps after reaching his 5 thread per day maximum John could be placed in General Chat, where the conversation need only relate to a Bonneville in some small way
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Re: Proposed Lounge Restrictions for MOS95B
Originally Posted by big_news_1
<snipped> I find that critical tasks in my life are being left undone due to the inordinate amount of time I devote to reading posts by MOS95B. Much of my classwork is being neglected, my wife is forced to go grocery shopping on her own, and I was unable to spare the ten seconds necessary to put on underwear or deodorant this morning.
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Originally Posted by wjcollier07
haha, good plan, but i like the jokes...there should be a new rank for john...hmm..Club Clown? 6 stars?...lol...something like that
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Originally Posted by big_news_1
Originally Posted by wjcollier07
haha, good plan, but i like the jokes...there should be a new rank for john...hmm..Club Clown? 6 stars?...lol...something like that
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Originally Posted by big_news_1
Ladies and Gentlemen.......
I submit Exhibit A
Mere mortals cannot be subjected to such high levels of humor and silliness. This affliction must end!
I submit Exhibit A
Mere mortals cannot be subjected to such high levels of humor and silliness. This affliction must end!
