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Old 04-06-2006, 05:17 PM   #1
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I hereby propose that John be locked out of his room after starting a maximum of 5 new Lounge threads per day. There is simply not enough time in the day or laughter in my diaphragm to devote to his current posting rate. I find that critical tasks in my life are being left undone due to the inordinate amount of time I devote to reading posts by MOS95B. Much of my classwork is being neglected, my wife is forced to go grocery shopping on her own, and I was unable to spare the ten seconds necessary to put on underwear or deodorant this morning. This proliferation of humorous internet content must be abated.

Furthermore, much of the quality content in John'* links is being wasted, because even with a large part of my day devoted to MOS95B'* topics I still cannot find time to read them all. In order to fully appreciate every juicy morsel in his threads I would have to withdraw from the university, divorce my wife, and buy some of those eye-opener clips (a la Clockwork Orange) so as not to waste time blinking. As attractive as this scenario appears, the subsequent cost of eye drops would be astronomical. Hence, I must humbly suggest the imposition of governance upon MOS95B'* Lounge activities.

Perhaps after reaching his 5 thread per day maximum John could be placed in General Chat, where the conversation need only relate to a Bonneville in some small way
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And I thought it was just me.....
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<snipped> I find that critical tasks in my life are being left undone due to the inordinate amount of time I devote to reading posts by MOS95B. Much of my classwork is being neglected, my wife is forced to go grocery shopping on her own, and I was unable to spare the ten seconds necessary to put on underwear or deodorant this morning.
Yer welcome!!!

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haha, good plan, but i like the jokes...there should be a new rank for john...hmm..Club Clown? 6 stars?...lol...something like that
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haha, good plan, but i like the jokes...there should be a new rank for john...hmm..Club Clown? 6 stars?...lol...something like that
He was the Resident President for a while.... I guess there was a military coup or something..... What happened to that ranking?
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haha, good plan, but i like the jokes...there should be a new rank for john...hmm..Club Clown? 6 stars?...lol...something like that
He was the Resident President for a while.... I guess there was a military coup or something..... What happened to that ranking?
Election ended. Bigger dumass than me won.... :(

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Ladies and Gentlemen.......


I submit Exhibit A


Mere mortals cannot be subjected to such high levels of humor and silliness. This affliction must end!
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QUITTIN' TIME!!!

You can take a break for a while....

I'm outta here...
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I submit Exhibit A


Mere mortals cannot be subjected to such high levels of humor and silliness. This affliction must end!
Rofl....I swear I was going to post that exact image but I thought MOS95B would tell me to **** off again.....
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MOS is king!



19 threads in this screenshot! I'm not even going to be able to get up for bathroom breaks at this rate!

How do you find all this stuff, John??!!!
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