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> MASTERCARD WEDDING
>
> You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that
> took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay
> Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 300 guests...
>
>
> At he reception after the wedding, the groom got up on Stage with a
> microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
> coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
> especially wanted to thank the bride'* and his family and to thank his new
> father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>
>
> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
> special gift just
> from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone'* chair, including the
wedding
> party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
> them to open their envelope.
>
>
> Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex
with
> the best man.
> The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
> private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
> the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
dumbfounded
> crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing
> in the morning.
>
>
> While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding
> out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing
> were wrong.
>
>
> His revenge...making the bride'* parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
> wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride'* and best
man'*
> reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has
balls
> the size of church bells.
>
> Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" Commercial out of this:
>
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> friends.........$32,000.
>
> Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
>
> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
>
> The look on everyone'* face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride and
> the best man having sex..........Priceless.
>
> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there'*
> MASTERCARD
>
> You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that
> took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay
> Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 300 guests...
>
>
> At he reception after the wedding, the groom got up on Stage with a
> microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
> coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
> especially wanted to thank the bride'* and his family and to thank his new
> father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>
>
> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
> special gift just
> from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone'* chair, including the
wedding
> party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
> them to open their envelope.
>
>
> Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex
with
> the best man.
> The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
> private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
> the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
dumbfounded
> crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing
> in the morning.
>
>
> While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding
> out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing
> were wrong.
>
>
> His revenge...making the bride'* parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
> wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride'* and best
man'*
> reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has
balls
> the size of church bells.
>
> Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" Commercial out of this:
>
> Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> friends.........$32,000.
>
> Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
>
> Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
>
> The look on everyone'* face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride and
> the best man having sex..........Priceless.
>
> There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there'*
> MASTERCARD
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Which variation of this urban legend is best? The female or mail side?
Which variation of this urban legend is best? The female or mail side?
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