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Old Sep 18, 2007 | 12:23 PM
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Bob is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually.


He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work.

So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this."

That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash
With billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a
year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it'* over, and I don't want to
continue?"

The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234,
And it will go down. But be warned -- it will not work again for another year!

Bob rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That
night he is ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most
exotic shaving lotion - Old Spice!! He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, "123."

He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life .. Just as
The medicine man had promised. Joyce, who had been facing away, turns ove And asks,
"What did you say 123 for?"

And that, my friends, is why you should not end a sentence with a preposition.
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Old Sep 18, 2007 | 12:42 PM
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Old Sep 18, 2007 | 12:51 PM
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Thanks Tracy.

...but how did you know?

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Old Sep 18, 2007 | 01:01 PM
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HAHAHAHA!!!!

That was a good one. I'm fond (and weird according to my wife) of jokes that involve a play or plays on words.
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Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
Thanks Tracy.

...but how did you know?

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Boosty told me
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That was a good one
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by SSE Motorhead
Thanks Tracy.

...but how did you know?

V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V
Boosty told me
No secrets between the clown brothers, eh?
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