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Old 10-04-2006, 12:14 AM   #41
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Several years ago when I was turning 40. I knew my co-workers were going to trash my office because I was getting hints of that. So the night before I borrowed a cervical collar and cane from my neighbor. I went into work the next day telling everyone I fell down the stairs. I left it go on for 2 hours until I told everyone I was faking. They were all afraid to confront whether I was making it up but there was alot of 'I thought you were BS'ing' after the fact.
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a couple years back i was working at Xerox. A coworker and a gay coworker were always arguing. mostly it was the straight co worker makeing fun of and *******
the gay co worker. the gay co worker got fed up and put a sign on the passenger side
of the other coworkers doors. reading-- gay pride, gay power, honk if u are horny, single and looking. the sign stayed their for two days before the other guy even noticed. it was funny as hell, the only reason he noticed is because some one said there was a car in the parking garage with a gay pride sign on the side of it. he cracked a couple of jokes saying it was the gay coworkers. half the office went down to take a look.. the look on the guys face, and how pissed he got was priceless when he saw that it was his car
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This one is kinda dumb, but was hilarious when I did it. Considering the spray hoozle for the kitchen sink is black, and I have many rolls of black electrical tape.... I taped the button down on the hoozle. Waited for TWO hours before my wife finally turned the faucet it on. It was soooo funny to see her expression while getting hoozled.
I tried that on my husband. Except I had a blonde moment and forgot about it and I ended up getting myself
Now that there is funny......
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This one is kinda dumb, but was hilarious when I did it. Considering the spray hoozle for the kitchen sink is black, and I have many rolls of black electrical tape.... I taped the button down on the hoozle. Waited for TWO hours before my wife finally turned the faucet it on. It was soooo funny to see her expression while getting hoozled.
I tried that on my husband. Except I had a blonde moment and forgot about it and I ended up getting myself
Now that there is funny......
Precious..
Hmmm this makes me think.. Hey Don...got any black tape?
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Don't get any ideas...

I also have military duct tape that can be used in sooooo many ways....
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I also have military duct tape that can be used in sooooo many ways....
We'll need that for the gators...
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(EXCUSE MY SICK MIND)

One day me and one of my buddy'* decided to ****** our other buddy'* keys to his van....before that we ended up buying a "chick **** mag". Well we took some scissors and went nuts...(wasn't very easy to do) but cut up the WHLOE mag and put "this and that" everywhere in his van....including the engine bay!!! Needless to say he didn't ever look under the hood....but his mechanic did!!!
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(EXCUSE MY SICK MIND)

One day me and one of my buddy'* decided to ****** our other buddy'* keys to his van....before that we ended up buying a "chick **** mag". Well we took some scissors and went nuts...(wasn't very easy to do) but cut up the WHLOE mag and put "this and that" everywhere in his van....including the engine bay!!! Needless to say he didn't ever look under the hood....but his mechanic did!!!
Lol! I would have liked to have been there to hear what his mechanic had to say...

For a somewhat innocent and simple practical joke, there is always the cup half full of water balancing on the slightly open door. Works every time and rarely fails to amuse.
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(Writes some of these down for upcoming meets)
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