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Old 10-02-2006, 04:56 PM   #11
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One year, we had a very large signature spider (sometimes called banana spider or or golden silk spider) set up shop in a corner window outside. This was a real beaut at about 1.5 inches body length. Legs added another 2 inches, so it was above normal size. Since it was out of the way and somewhat fascinating to watch we left it there the whole season until it died.

After it died, I cleaned out the old web and found the dried spider carcass (it was a hot dry summer) still completely intact. I placed it inside the garage door on a shelf just at eyeball height. Many people went screaming out of the garage after I would call them in and then have them turn their head to see a real spider only inches away.

I left it there for about a month and every time my wife walked into the garage, she fell for it...until one day when she took a broom to the shelf, lol.
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I left it there for about a month and every time my wife walked into the garage, she fell for it...until one day when she took a broom to the shelf, lol.
I would have taken the broom after you
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I left it there for about a month and every time my wife walked into the garage, she fell for it...until one day when she took a broom to the shelf, lol.
I would have taken the broom after you
I believe the thought was there....lol
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I left it there for about a month and every time my wife walked into the garage, she fell for it...until one day when she took a broom to the shelf, lol.
I would have taken the broom after you
I believe the thought was there....lol
she probably thinks that on a daily basis :P
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At the wholesale distributor I drove truck for there was another driver that myself and a couple of other drivers would always pick on, he really brought it on himself being a, to qoute Carlos MEncia, "dee-de-dee".

I got a hold of his cell phone number and put out a fake personal ad for a man seeking men for a little NSA with his number at the bottom of the ad. He never found out why he was getting all those calls
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Okay so this happened in the dorm I lived in last year...

There'* this kid, Allen, on my floor nobody liked, so one day I dehydrated myself and peed in a frizbee. I put it in the freezer so the next day there was a fronzen disc of really dark smelly pee. My roommate took the disc and slid it under Allen'* door at around 2:00am....you guys can guess what happened next...

He woke up and his room smelled like ****, apparently my room mate got it under his bed. Yeah it was mean, but god damn it was funny as hell.
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Jeeeeeez which one........ Probably the best and most satisfying was having some M-80'* left from a July Fourth weekend and seen a Pain in the *** assistant to the General Contractor go into a Porta-Potty. I put it through the slots of the Pallet it was secured to. I thought real hard on putting it down the vent pipe to the holding tank but thought better of it after pondering whether it might actually neuter him.
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One thig that comes to mind was from when I was about 15.
My friend was at his girls house doing the hibidy dibity. So me and like 2 or 3 other kids went over there, picked the back of his car up and put it as far up on the sidewalk as we could. Then when he came out it looked like someone crashed into it and rammed it up on the sidewalk. We sat and waited to see his face. He almost crapped his pants.
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Okay so this happened in the dorm I lived in last year...

There'* this kid, Allen, on my floor nobody liked, so one day I dehydrated myself and peed in a frizbee. I put it in the freezer so the next day there was a fronzen disc of really dark smelly pee. My roommate took the disc and slid it under Allen'* door at around 2:00am....you guys can guess what happened next...

He woke up and his room smelled like ****, apparently my room mate got it under his bed. Yeah it was mean, but god damn it was funny as H***.
Funny you should mention that. We did that just a couple weeks ago to someone. We have dorm prank wars between a few guys here at school. Yesterday someone came home to 300 balloons in his bed. That'* my favorite because it'* so inconvient.
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The ole gum one the doorhandle trick on my friend'* truck.

Lemme hit some details. We were all at his house (this was right after I got my license), it was me, Brent, Other Chris, and Other Other Chris, and we were all gonna ride to Taco Bell. Well, me and Other Chris put the gum in his doorhandle while he wasn't looking, and told him we were gonna meet him there. We got to Taco Bell about 15 minutes before Brent, and he pulled up red as a beet and ready to fight someone. The people in the restaurant thought we were crazy because we were rotfl.
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