While you all worry about the Bird Flu and what not, there are a few of us who will be ready for the REAL threat that will, for the most part, wipe out humanity. Only a small group compared to the world population will survive because we heeded the warning signs and took action to save ourselves.

Some of you know what I'm talking about because you too are prepared and waiting, yes, I'm talking about the impending ZOMBIE ONSLAUGHT!

Venom, pass me a Honey Brown.