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Old 11-08-2005, 01:24 PM   #1
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It'* joke time!!!

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his gastro-intestinal tract extremely upset.


Upon making several false alarm trips to the restroom, he decided the
latest episode was another false alarm and stayed put. He suddenly
filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had
watched the whole incident walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied:
"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."


where do I come up with this stuff???
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Old 11-08-2005, 01:39 PM   #2
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LMAO....

Did not expect that "punch line"

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Oh come on..that'* an old one.
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Still a funny one though. I've never heard it =)
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good one John. I never heard it either.
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