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Old 02-02-2008, 09:30 PM   #1
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The Pope and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front
of a huge crowd. The senator and His Holiness, however, have seen it all
before. To make it a little more interesting, the Hillary says to the Pope,
"Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every
Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits cheering from
every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers
what he could do. "That was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know
that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the
crowd goes crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like
that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will
forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your
hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

















So the Pope slapped her.
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I dont trust either one but I guess if that happened I would have to like the pope alot more.
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