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Old 08-20-2010, 01:20 AM   #1
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Kinda about old news, but I got some chuckles...

Clinton'* Book and The Titanic Book have alot of similarities.

Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton:.... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:.... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:.... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe..
Clinton:.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:.... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose'* dress gets ruined..
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit..
Clinton :.... Let'* not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica' * forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :.....Monica.. ooh, let'* not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing***
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WIN!

"Clinton doesn't remember jack"
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titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :.....monica.. Ooh, let'* not go there, either.
ROFL!!!!!
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