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Old 04-20-2006, 10:59 AM   #1
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This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.

He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It'* a folding bottle."

"OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?"

"A fottle, replies the inventor."

"A fottle? That'* stupid! Can't you think of something else?"

"I can think about it. I've got something else though. It'* a folding carton."

"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.

"A farton", replies the inventor.

"That'* rude. You can't possibly call it that!"

"In that case," says the inventor...

"You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."
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Took me a sec, but that'* funny!
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That was pretty darn funny!
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i have a folding puck around here somewhere
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Thats Hilarious!!
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Why does this sound familiar?
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Why does this sound familiar?
Do you listen to WROR in the morning
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