Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat..

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them..'

I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine.'

Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-*** attitude, you never will.'

Takes a lot more then a attitude adjustment to get in there.

too funny, nut sldo too true

Wow.....that'* what my ex said to me on our honeymoon! Notice the 'EX' there!

Nicely played Todd!

little edit here...

Taken off my pants, handed them too her and told her to try them on.. When she said they are too big I would have told her... thats ok... You can get in my pants anytime

Mrs V is still cackling hard over my reading this to her.

Thats cool! I love making people laugh

But she'* doing it in a very sinister fashion...............

Quick John! Go buy her larger panties so when she tries that trick on you....you will fit just fine....lol

Oh oh wait when she finds out that her panties are two sizes bigger just tell her 'oh honey, looks like you have been losing weight again" then run!