I just totally cut my finger in a Glider rocker. Right in front of my kids after telling them to keep their hands out from underneath. What a dork. tore the nail and all. I guess its a good example of what not to do.

At least your kids know you werent lying about getting their hands stuck in there

Ouch. I've done stuff like that. Told my sisters not to jump on the trampoline to high, and I did and hit my head on a tree branch and konked myself out for 10 minutes.