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Old 04-08-2009, 05:43 PM   #1
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The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male *****.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the ***** will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:

10" - 12" Luxury Tax $ 300.00
8"- 10" PoleTax $ 250.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax $ 150.00
3"- 5" Nuisance Tax $ 30.00

Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.

Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.

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Please...guys' nobody ask and nobody reveal how much they are going to be taxed, or if they are eligible for a refund. TMI!
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OH my....how did I miss this one.

Nice

I'm so passing this one on to others.....

Thanks John
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what is a capital gain and how would I apply for--- i mean ... hi j/k j/k
sorry i had to

thats priceless John thanks for the laughs
will be forwarding that to friends
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Aww man, like I don't pay in enough already.
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MAN!, this Capital Gains form is long.
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I think you might have grabbed the wrong form Venom.
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LOL! It'* a hard one to fill out too!
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You bone head. B^)
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