The only thing that the IRS has not taxed
 

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:

10" - 12" Luxury Tax $ 300.00
8"- 10" PoleTax $ 250.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax $ 150.00
3"- 5" Nuisance Tax $ 30.00

Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.

Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.

** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **

Please...guys' nobody ask and nobody reveal how much they are going to be taxed, or if they are eligible for a refund. TMI!

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OH my....how did I miss this one.

Nice

I'm so passing this one on to others.....

Thanks John

what is a capital gain and how would I apply for--- i mean ... hi :D j/k j/k
sorry i had to :cool:

thats priceless John thanks for the laughs
will be forwarding that to friends

Aww man, like I don't pay in enough already.

MAN!, this Capital Gains form is long.

I think you might have grabbed the wrong form Venom.

LOL! It's a hard one to fill out too!

You bone head. B^)