ok so i got new neighbours last week and now there are 4 hondas in the driveway all with fart cannons. if i hear them running in and out of the house in the middle of the night i swear im getting the sawzall and taking the fart cannons off so they get noise tickets.

DO IT, DO IT, DO IT.

It must be annoying hearing them come and go right outside of your home.

I bet they sit there and rev the engine a few times. I call this Unnecessary Throttling.

You know what? Stuff a couple of Potatoes in the inlet instead, rather than cutting them.. I bet its big enough to get some good sized ones up there hehe, and its quieter than a sawzall too!!

Or how about the ricers that sit there and bounce their Civic off the rev limiter after getting a intake so they can hear how "cool" it sounds.

If you get those mufflers, throw them all in a box and send them to me. I've made a killing off of selling rice cannons.

Bought one for $10, resold it to some kid for $60. I told him to make me an offer haha.

My Civic is actually quieter than the Bonneville'* "sportier" tuned exhaust. Still sounds like *** though.

**** fart cannons.

LMAO!!! Ive actually seen a few of them who have done that. LOL

okay i own a 2000 ssei and a 93 honda civic , i guess im a hybrid or something, i got the honda cause my bonne is a pig on gas but i had no choice but to modify the civic cause the damn thing is gutless, after spending about 1500 it'* still gutless but it sounds fast!! and yes it has a fart bomb, don't worry i try my best everyday to blow the honda up, it would be better off.

It shouldn't be a pig on gas unless you're driving it really hard. Lots of guys get at least 30mpg highway.

If you spent $1500 on it to go faster that better have been invested in turbo

If not --->