OMG RICE!
 

ok so i got new neighbours last week and now there are 4 hondas in the driveway all with fart cannons. if i hear them running in and out of the house in the middle of the night i swear im getting the sawzall and taking the fart cannons off so they get noise tickets. :lol:

DO IT, DO IT, DO IT.

It must be annoying hearing them come and go right outside of your home.

I bet they sit there and rev the engine a few times. I call this Unnecessary Throttling. :twisted:

You know what? Stuff a couple of Potatoes in the inlet instead, rather than cutting them.. I bet its big enough to get some good sized ones up there hehe, and its quieter than a sawzall too!! :D

Or how about the ricers that sit there and bounce their Civic off the rev limiter after getting a intake so they can hear how "cool" it sounds. :roll:

If you get those mufflers, throw them all in a box and send them to me. I've made a killing off of selling rice cannons.

Bought one for $10, resold it to some kid for $60. I told him to make me an offer haha.

My Civic is actually quieter than the Bonneville's "sportier" tuned exhaust. Still sounds like ass though. :lol: :lol:

fuck fart cannons.

LMAO!!! Ive actually seen a few of them who have done that. LOL

fart bombs
 

okay i own a 2000 ssei and a 93 honda civic , i guess im a hybrid or something, i got the honda cause my bonne is a pig on gas but i had no choice but to modify the civic cause the damn thing is gutless, after spending about 1500 it's still gutless but it sounds fast!! and yes it has a fart bomb, don't worry i try my best everyday to blow the honda up, it would be better off.

It shouldn't be a pig on gas unless you're driving it really hard. Lots of guys get at least 30mpg highway.

Re: fart bombs
 

If you spent $1500 on it to go faster that better have been invested in turbo :roll:

If not ---> :brice: