Ok I want all of your motherfn jobs because im most of the time busy as hell and got at least one person up my *** someway or another

I work in Office services and have to support the needs of 150+ employees in my location and a handfull of others at 4 other different office locations.

I want a raise!!!

I just spent the day in the nastiest conditions I have ever been in.
Dirt,steel scale,rocks and hydraulic fluid all jumbled up into a great big messy soup

If I didn't have obligations I would have to say............

"**** INDUSTRIAL MAINTENANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!"