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Old 10-25-2007, 05:39 PM   #1
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Two deputies in the Sheriff'* office, one who had been in town for 10 years and the other who had just transferred, answered an emergency call. When they walked into the house , they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had shot to death. When they went to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side .

"No doubt about it " the new deputy said " This was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebodey else and shot them both. Then shot himself."

"You 're right, " the expeienced deputu replied , " But i'll bet you when the sheriff gets here he'* going to say, " it could have been worse ."

"No way You're on."

The old sheriff arrived at the scene. " No doubt about it, " the sheriff said, shaking his head " it was a double murder and suicide." After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his deputies in the eyes,

" But, you know," he said, ' it could have been worse."

The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted, " Sheriff, how could it have been worse? there are three people in this house, and all three
of them are dead. It couldn't have been worse."

"Yes it could," the sheriff retorted. " You see that guy there on the floor ?? if he came home yesterday , that would been ME !!!!"
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was one of these you?


though i did not read the story yet lol
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