I'll start.

I get asked on a frequent basis if I live in an igloo.

That answer is "NO"

Is your Bonneville pulled by huskies? Do eskimoes really rub their noses to kiss? Why does Alaskan Airlines fly to and from places that are not in Alaska?

J, my car is pulled by huskies, all 240 of them

The eskimoes do rub noses

IDK about AA

what'* the hottest you have seen it at your house?

why do bars for people with alternative interests always look like the cleanest, nicest bars, while the dirty, old ones tend to offer a more interesting atmosphere?

Why aren't the yellow lines denoting lanes just taped on for the 3 weeks of summer and yellow snow used everywhere else?

Why do rental car companies even offer kia spectras as a choice in alaska?

does putting moose antlers on the front of your car give you the same respect as steer horns in texas?

How much blubber do you eat?

~85°F and a fair amount of hudmity

If they sold it down town, I would buy and try

They need to drill everywhere! And start throwing up refineries