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Old 10-17-2007, 06:57 PM   #1
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A male patient is ling in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four-hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse, he mumbles, from behind the mask, " Are my ********* black? "

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, " I don't know. Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, " Nurse, are my ********* black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his *********, she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his ********* in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, " There'* nothing wrong with them, Sir! "

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, " Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely........

"Are--my--test--results--back?"
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Old 10-17-2007, 07:00 PM   #2
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A golden oldie and one of my favorites! It always brings a smile to my face. TY.
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Nice. Never seen that one before.
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Old 10-17-2007, 09:39 PM   #4
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all i can think about...




Helloooooooooo Nurse!!!!!
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LOL, thats FUNNY
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