A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated form a difficult, four hour surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my ********* black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are ********* black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his *********, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his
********* in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There'* nothing wrong with them, sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. I enjoyed that ... That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....

A r e - m y - t e * t - r e * u l t * - b a c k ?"

Haha...I'm a student nurse and trust me...stranger things have happened in clinical!