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Old 04-03-2007, 02:51 AM   #1
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here'* some new state mottos for you to look over...

Alabama - Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona - But It'* A Dry Heat.

Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything.

California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy'* Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money).

Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not - But! The Potatoes Are Real Good.

Illinois - Please, Don't Pronounce the "*".

Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.

Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn.

Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States.

Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.

Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, (But That'* Our Tourism Campaign).

Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.

Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.

Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden'*.

Michigan - First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians.

Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.

Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.

Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.

Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.

Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest.

Nevada - Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone.

New Jersey - You Want A Friggin' Motto? I Got Yer Figgin' Motto Right Here!

New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets.

New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable.

North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan.

Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing.

Oregon - Spotted Owl. It'* What'* For Dinner.

Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal.

Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island.

South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet.

South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota.

Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State.

Texas - Se Hablo Ingles.

Utah - Honk If You Have Horns.

Vermont - Ay, Yep.

Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington - We Have More Rain Than You Do.

West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese!

Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheeps Are Scared.
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Wait...i don't get mine.
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Florida should read:

Florida - The Hurrican Preparedness State

OR

Florida - The Plywood and Blue Tarp State

OR EVEN

Florida - Three times the charm! (In reference to, if you can't guess...hurricanes)
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Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.


Funniest one right there. ^^^^
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wyoming should don't stop till you are out of the state....tourists can't read signs
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I used to have a TShirt that said "Minnesota - 10,000 lakes, and 1 fish..."
It was a bit funnier because the 1 was 1,000,000 with the zeroes crossed out and a cartoon fisherman.

My new favorite is "Welcome to Minnesota. Don't **** off the moose"
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Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State
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