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Old 03-18-2010, 09:44 PM   #1
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Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.
The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.







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I was never good at chemistry. HAHA good one John
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I was never good at chemistry either, but that is still some funny chit.
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LOL!! I still would like to have po*ked Pelosi after she made me a nice Sicilian meal when she was in her 20'*....
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Ya, but that was 20 odd eye lifts ago, Seriously, do you think she can even close them all the way any more. She must use bandaids to sleep.
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So funny...so sad....so true!

In her hay day...I'd rock it, now I think I would just throw rocks at it.
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Always did love chemistry. Excellent one V
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LOL!! I still would like to have po*ked Pelosi after she made me a nice Sicilian meal when she was in her 20'*....
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