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Old 06-13-2005, 11:47 PM   #1
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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'* W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom'* depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E * T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by
reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and
how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously
low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person .. Can we get naked now?.

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A * * P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K * I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him for four hours.
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Old 06-14-2005, 09:49 AM   #2
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I passed them on to the women in work.
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Old 06-14-2005, 10:17 AM   #3
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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously
low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
Where can I get some of that?? It'd come in handy at the bar....
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i suppose this would be the extra strength form of damnitol.....the stuff works great though

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i suppose this would be the extra strength form of damnitol.....the stuff works great though

that actually made me laugh out loud literally. That'* great.

SSE4me, yours too made me laugh.
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Hmmm, trucks and country music huh?
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Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
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#1 right there :pimp:
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