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Old 07-12-2006, 01:02 PM   #1
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New Drugs for Women

With the introduction of Viagra in response to a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance...

MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once.

STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend.

MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet been found.

WARDROBIA - Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% actually stayed within their credit limit.

BEERINTULIN - Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports.
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It'* a miracle!!!! Where do I get this stuff?
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ROFLMAO......where can these be ordered from?
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Tracy.....stock up and come over!!!

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Thats too funny! oh yea my sister said its not funny!
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Thats too funny! oh yea my sister said its not funny!
She is entitled to her own opinion but I'm a woman and I think they are funny. That is why I shared them with you all.
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You forgot............

NOBITCHATALL............

Keeps a woman completely silent for up to 12 to 24 hrs depending on dosage.


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You forgot............

NOBITCHATALL............

Keeps a woman completely silent for up to 12 to 24 hrs depending on dosage.


I don't have that problem. I'm a lover not a fighter.
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I'm a lover not a fighter.




BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

That brought a tear to my eye.... Good one!
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I'm a lover not a fighter.




BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

That brought a tear to my eye.... Good one!
See, that right there just goes to show how much you DON'T know about me
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