New Drugs for Women
07-12-2006, 12:02 PM
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New Drugs for Women
New Drugs for Women
With the introduction of Viagra in response to a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance...
MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once.
STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend.
MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet been found.
WARDROBIA - Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% actually stayed within their credit limit.
BEERINTULIN - Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports.
With the introduction of Viagra in response to a perennial male problem, a famous British pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance...
MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once.
STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend.
MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet been found.
WARDROBIA - Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% actually stayed within their credit limit.
BEERINTULIN - Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports.
07-12-2006, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by GreenMachine98
Thats too funny! oh yea my sister said its not funny! 
07-12-2006, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
You forgot............
NOBITCHATALL............
Keeps a woman completely silent for up to 12 to 24 hrs depending on dosage.
NOBITCHATALL............
Keeps a woman completely silent for up to 12 to 24 hrs depending on dosage.
I'm a lover not a fighter.
07-12-2006, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
I'm a lover not a fighter.
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
That brought a tear to my eye.... Good one!