Need good jokes.
I need some good jokes. My mother turned 50 today, and we are having a party for her tomorrow and I need some good one liners, or quick jokes that I can use with her.
"They say that as you get older, you need more calcium to build up your bones. At my age, they suggest 8oz of milk a day. At your age, they suggest buying a cow."
That'* the card I got my dad on his 50th.
That'* the card I got my dad on his 50th.
Originally Posted by ga93sle
"They say that as you get older, you need more calcium to build up your bones. At my age, they suggest 8oz of milk a day. At your age, they suggest buying a cow."
That'* the card I got my dad on his 50th.
That'* the card I got my dad on his 50th.
Geoff you have to use that.
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