nancy let me know she was going to need to borrow my phone today . . .

so i changed the names of all my friends in my address book to female names.

erik became Erika
chris became Chrissy
aaron l became Erin 1
aaron w became Erin 2
mom became Debbie
and work became Busy Tonight


shes not home yet.

change one of them to "hot chick miniskirt"

I left the plastic wrap on the cheese slices in PDad sandwich once

lmao. awesome.

on purpose?

That'* just NASTY!




My boss wanted to come along on a short trip to "make sure I could still drive" and hadn't picked up too many bad habits. After several mugs of coffee he had to go. While he was back there "going" between the trailer tires, I pulled ahead 100 ft and left him with his equipment in his hand and traffic passing by 10 ft away.

Next time you go to a pizza place with some friends, after the first person gets up to go to the bathroom, fill the bottom of their straw with red pepper flakes and replace straw in drink. They take a drink, and suck up the pepper flakes.... Always funny.

Karen and I were argueing about something while in the car (Hell I can't name a time when we aren't argueing about something). Anyways, I wanted to go to a carwash to rinse the car off, so we went into the automatic wash bay. She started up again with something, so when the washbar passsed over the front, I lowered the passenger window (where she was sitting).

It shut her up.

Oh yes it was on purpose...He was complaining about his sandwiches, so I left the plastic wrap on......He never complained again, and I did change the way I made his sandwiches. So everyone won in the end lol

LMAO best post