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Old 08-17-2007, 10:10 AM   #1
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When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year-old blonde."

Last night, I took a look at my wife and said,
"Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 46 year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

Now, my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year-old blonde...





...and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
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Who were you sleeping with..

Since she was 25 years old..and it was 25 years ago.. either we need to question the math skills for a person your age or it was another woman.
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Darn! Caught by the Boost Patrol!

I better edit that before Liz sees it....
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Darn! Caught by the Boost Patrol!

I better edit that before Liz sees it....
Ohhh...you are actually going to tell Liz about this woman (this time)?
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Little late for a Mid Life crisis isn't it Mike

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Darn! Caught by the Boost Patrol!

I better edit that before Liz sees it....
Ohhh...you are actually going to tell Liz about this woman (this time)?
All I'm going to say...............

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It'* alright you haven't hit rock bottom yet. You have yet to own the ultimate mid-life crisis mobile... a giant 2-door sports car inspired BUICK
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Darn! Caught by the Boost Patrol!

I better edit that before Liz sees it....
Ohhh...you are actually going to tell Liz about this woman (this time)?
All I'm going to say...............

Lol! :

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