A woman bought a new Lexus LS430, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch this! He said.."Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued....and On The Road Again came from the speakers.

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music. And if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "********!" she yelled.....

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.

hahahaha democrats...

You got that mixed up.
Democrats are just morons, it'* the Republicans that are the ********.

Hey now, I am a republican and I'm not an *******.....I'm a bitch- get it right lol

Ha ha its good to see some fellow republicans in the club. As for the liberals in the club I love you all and the bonnevilles you drive but I sorry to say your a bit off politaly

W stands for winner

Shout out to all my fellow Republicans in the club

I respect all political views, I just cant stand morons who get in front of an audience, yell and scream, jump up and down like complete lunatics. *cough* Al Gore/ Howard Dean *cough*

Outstanding.