Marabunta: KILLER ANTS!OMGWTF!11, anyone ever seen this?
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Marabunta: KILLER ANTS!OMGWTF!11, anyone ever seen this?
This is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. It'* a creature
feature, of course. No, the creatures are not giant, mutated, or in any
other way special, they are regular soldier ants in Alaska. The whole
movie doesn't make a lick of sense. "OH MY GOD, I'm sitting in my car
and there'* ants on my legs, I think I'll flail about on the gas pedal
and crash instead of getting out of the car and going somewhere the
ants are not" "OH MY GOD I'm in a helicopter and there'* ants on me, I
think I'll flail about at the controls and crash into a cliff instead
of getting out and jumping into the river 20 feet away from me" "OH MY
GOD I'm surrounded by ants, I'll just curl up and pray instead of
running over them, after all they are just ants, they cant jump or run
as fast as me" "OH MY GOD I'm surround by ants on a beach, but I don't
think I'll wade into the water where ants cant tread" "OH MY GOD
there'* ants in the town, we gotta flood the entire town" "OH MY GOD
the ants will reach Anchorage in a MONTH yes a MONTH, its not like we
could organize a few hundred gallons of Raid in a month." It is
complete nonsense, there is no way that soldier ants could pose any
real threat in this modern world of cars and bug spray, they might have
to evacuate the town for a few days and send in a squadron of guys with
bug spray but thats it. If that wasn't enough, go see the movie. But,
watch it with a bunch of friends so you can laugh at how ridiculous it
is, the fact that this movie is actually supposed to be serious makes
it even funnier. As a serious movie, 1/10, as a comedy, 7/10, there are
some scenes that are so unbelievably senseless that you cant help but
laugh your *** off.
Another note, the whole tihng about the ants going to anchorage didnt make any sense, they were only able to survive because the volcanic activity int he area made the gorund warm enough for them to live, if they left the area they would surely die, so going to anchorage is out fo the question
feature, of course. No, the creatures are not giant, mutated, or in any
other way special, they are regular soldier ants in Alaska. The whole
movie doesn't make a lick of sense. "OH MY GOD, I'm sitting in my car
and there'* ants on my legs, I think I'll flail about on the gas pedal
and crash instead of getting out of the car and going somewhere the
ants are not" "OH MY GOD I'm in a helicopter and there'* ants on me, I
think I'll flail about at the controls and crash into a cliff instead
of getting out and jumping into the river 20 feet away from me" "OH MY
GOD I'm surrounded by ants, I'll just curl up and pray instead of
running over them, after all they are just ants, they cant jump or run
as fast as me" "OH MY GOD I'm surround by ants on a beach, but I don't
think I'll wade into the water where ants cant tread" "OH MY GOD
there'* ants in the town, we gotta flood the entire town" "OH MY GOD
the ants will reach Anchorage in a MONTH yes a MONTH, its not like we
could organize a few hundred gallons of Raid in a month." It is
complete nonsense, there is no way that soldier ants could pose any
real threat in this modern world of cars and bug spray, they might have
to evacuate the town for a few days and send in a squadron of guys with
bug spray but thats it. If that wasn't enough, go see the movie. But,
watch it with a bunch of friends so you can laugh at how ridiculous it
is, the fact that this movie is actually supposed to be serious makes
it even funnier. As a serious movie, 1/10, as a comedy, 7/10, there are
some scenes that are so unbelievably senseless that you cant help but
laugh your *** off.
Another note, the whole tihng about the ants going to anchorage didnt make any sense, they were only able to survive because the volcanic activity int he area made the gorund warm enough for them to live, if they left the area they would surely die, so going to anchorage is out fo the question
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Originally Posted by BonnevilleSEman
actually water wouldn't help you....ants can survive in water for 14 days.... 
least the orkin guys say so..lmao
James
least the orkin guys say so..lmao
James
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