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Old 03-01-2008, 09:36 AM   #1
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What a dumba$$

PASCO, Wash. (AP) -- What happened to faking a cough?

Sheriff'* detectives in Franklin County, Wash., say a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch (KOOCH) told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test.

The friend has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch is expected to be charged with false reporting.

Detectives declined to say where Kuch works, or whether he still has a job. It wasn't known if he had obtained a lawyer.





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Sort of like being in the military and shooting yourself in the foot to go home on R&R for 30 days.

What a dumb butt.
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aparently he has never heard of ready-kleen. or the Urinator.

What a MORON!
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people these days crack me up.........

im trying to do what i can to find another job not get out of one.

stupid morons.

Perfect example why you dont go drugs
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Me: I wont be at work today
Boss: Whats up?
Me: Something wrong with my eyes.
Boss: Whats wrong with your eyes that you cant come in?
Me: I cant see myself coming into work.
Boss: oh one of those floaters.
Me: Guess I better stay home and watch the rained out Sunday race today? That way I can see myslef coming into work tomorrow
Boss: I see, see you tomorrow

Beats getting shot :P
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I got it way to easy

Me: I won't be in today
Manager: ok, cya tomorrow.
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