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Old 03-12-2009, 08:22 PM
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Drive threw town just before on my way home. Had my son in the back seat. I hear this sound coming up behind me, I listen, my son says, what'* that sound? I said, sounds like a fart can. He says, what'* that? As this stupid silver car passes me I point at the back and say that. I was nearly big enough to stick my head in it. So he starts messing with me. I'm not even looking over, I'm just laughing. My son says, he'* looking at you again. He floors it, wow, I'm scared. My son say, don't you get in a race. (he'* nine) I laughed and said not going to happen. Street racing is illegal and stupid.
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Hmmmm..... easy to say with a 9 year old in the car. But a good lesson.
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That'* what it'* all about folks...a Gearhead/Moderator setting an example for us all to follow....when we have 9 year old'* in the car reminding us to be civil and safe on the road.

That'* a great story...how many people will your son tell about "fart cans"?
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I'm sure I'll get a call from the school
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Kinda funny, I heard a mosquito come up behind me and yep it turns out it'* trying to rice me, it'* a red big spoiler 5inch exhaust tip Honda! Well I decided to rice with it a little bit, but I knew that his car is way lighter than mine and probably wasn't even worth ricing, I started out like I was going to race him, but I ended up slowing down as he floored it, to give it the effect that he had beat me badly. I just laughed as I heard the: bauuuuuuum...bauuuuuuuuuuuuuum....bauuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuum..
Well he finally is out of my sight and I'm still laughing. Couple miles down the road I see him pulled over to the side of the road with a state trooper behind him. All I could muster up doing was to wave and laugh.

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Some times, life is funny. Every day in rice land is a joke, so it must be really funny.
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I'm lovin' the shopping cart rear spoilers, lowered suspensions w/ stock wheels n tires and fart cans.
Their rendition of "The Fast and The Furious" ends up more like "The Slow and Bi-Curious"...
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The best part is when a 9 year old points and laughs. My kid has taste.
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One of my friends has a 01 Camaro SS, and he and I were going to lunch with his 5yr old in the back... we driving and he here the dreaded sound ... shortly after he passes up he revvvs up the vTech 4-banger and floors it... not that he takes off but floors it... ya kno how they do it... and his son starts laughing hysterically... so i look at him and say "go get em"... his sons screams "ya go get em"... well 1 gear lower and 3 seconds later were passing them and hes looking at us like what the hell is under that hood????

not the same lesson but still funny
ultrasound of his kid at 8 1/2 months hehe j/k
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well 1 gear lower and 3 seconds later were passing them and hes looking at us like what the hell is under that hood????
That'* the funny part. The ricers think they got bad *** rides/motors and they have no clue about V-8 American muscle or V-6 ground pounders like a modded Bonnies.

Their definition of torque is how far they had to twist their head to look at the car that'* passing them.
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