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Old 07-22-2007, 05:55 PM   #1
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Default For the ladies-Why handguns are better than men

- When a handgun is loaded, it doesn't tell obnoxious jokes and expect you to laugh.

- A handgun doesn't go off before you pull the trigger.

- You can get a handgun that'* 6 inches, 8 inches, 10 inches, or whatever fits your needs.

- A handgun doesn't claim to be a long barrel, and in the box you find out it'* a snubbie.

- Handguns with short barrels don't get inferiority complexes about it.

- After a handgun fires once, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep and refuse to fire again if you need it to.

- If a handgun becomes dysfunctional, you can exchange it for one that works at no cost to you.

- A handgun doesn't mind if sometimes you just want to hold it without pulling its trigger.
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You missed one..

- A handgun won't complain if you want it to shoot blanks instead.
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Sucking up to the women folk,EH????
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Those were good ones!! Thanks for posting it
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Wish I could take credit, found them thanks to Google
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At least you made the effort! You get extra points for effort
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if only that were the case for more things in life But officer, I made an effort NOT to kill him for being stupid.....
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Sorry. I've had the last two days off of work so just trying to catch up on my reading.

Those were definately good and true.
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