- When a handgun is loaded, it doesn't tell obnoxious jokes and expect you to laugh.

- A handgun doesn't go off before you pull the trigger.

- You can get a handgun that'* 6 inches, 8 inches, 10 inches, or whatever fits your needs.

- A handgun doesn't claim to be a long barrel, and in the box you find out it'* a snubbie.

- Handguns with short barrels don't get inferiority complexes about it.

- After a handgun fires once, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep and refuse to fire again if you need it to.

- If a handgun becomes dysfunctional, you can exchange it for one that works at no cost to you.

- A handgun doesn't mind if sometimes you just want to hold it without pulling its trigger.

You missed one..

- A handgun won't complain if you want it to shoot blanks instead.

Sucking up to the women folk,EH????

Those were good ones!! Thanks for posting it

Wish I could take credit, found them thanks to Google

At least you made the effort! You get extra points for effort

if only that were the case for more things in life But officer, I made an effort NOT to kill him for being stupid.....

Sorry. I've had the last two days off of work so just trying to catch up on my reading.

Those were definately good and true.