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Old 04-06-2006, 07:35 PM   #1
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Sorry boys, I could not resist sharing these:

One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his
Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped in to the
laundry room, he shouted to
me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say
on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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"It'* just too hot to wear clothes today,"
Jack says as he stepped
out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money,"
she replied.
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"It'* just too hot to wear clothes today,"
Jack says as he stepped
out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money,"
she replied.
for the record this is not about me, anyone who knows me would know I don't have any money
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Originally Posted by PontiacMom
"It'* just too hot to wear clothes today,"
Jack says as he stepped
out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money,"
she replied..
OUCH !!!!
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