Sorry boys, I could not resist sharing these:

One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his
Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped in to the
laundry room, he shouted to
me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say
on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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"It'* just too hot to wear clothes today,"
Jack says as he stepped
out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money,"
she replied.
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your
bed gasping for breath
and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long
enough.

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Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill
their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting
on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need
to wipe.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading
your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction
Manuals".

for the record this is not about me, anyone who knows me would know I don't have any money

OUCH !!!!