so...

LOL A QUICKIE... I didnt have time to go order one!



Who'* lookin at the cake anyway!

As opposed to.....

So a woman is in a grocery store and a drunk guy is behind her. She puts up a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, and all of a sudden the drunk guy goes, "I bet you're single, aren't ya?"

She says "Why that'* a rather accurate assumption. How'd you know?"

He said "Cuz yer ugly!"

must not have been drunk then. 3 more beers, she will be <insert pretty lady name here>

yeah. like, so photoshopped. there is no way she could get in that cake and pop out the top without getting some of the frosting on her white dress.

god you guys.

Or she was so ugly the beer couldn't save her.....



Maybe it'* an optical illusion and she'* standing behind the cake. You know, you can't judge distance past 40 feet....

she must be huge, cuz if she looks that big at 40 ft... man. would i even come up to her ankle?

Attack of the 50 ft woman!

the cake... how big would the cake be? i want some of that.