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Old 03-23-2005, 01:27 PM   #1
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Oldie but goodie...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it'* evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What'* it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi, you real dumbass.
Someone has stolen the tent."
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That is great!! Tell us some more!!
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Thanks MOS, I can always count on you to brighten my day!!! Keep them coming!!!
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lol Definantly and oldie but goodie.
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Good one MOS
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it'* actually been a loooooooooooooong time since ive heard tha tone lol that was good...lol
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Thanks MOS, I can always count on you to brighten my day!!! Keep them coming!!!
Sven and Ole head to the lumberyard to grab some suplies. They grab a clerk and say "We need to buy some 2 by 4'*"

The clerk asks "OK, how long do you need 'em"

"Oh, we're gonna need 'em a long time. We're building a house"


groan.....
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha, that was good!!!!
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blowing some dust off these John?
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One of my Rep'* phone calls reminded of that last one....
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